Choose the Musketeers and you choose oblivion.
*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
doctor mccoy teaching a sex ed class
'where's the dingle dangle?'
'get out, jim'