Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
Can u imagine if Thorin got to be the king of Erebor and reforged the alliance between Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood, and then Thranduil and Bard came to ‘visit’ and Thorin had to be polite and welcoming
Dis: ..and smile
*Dis elbows him in the ribs*
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing