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“Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?”

— Louis XIV’s last words (via postwarera)
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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

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mykingdomscome:

Merlin + Welcome to the black parade | 1/?

mykingdomscome:

Merlin + Welcome to the black parade | 1/?

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mechinaries:

take me home

mechinaries:

take me home

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