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cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

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“In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.”

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this is so important 

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theheirsofdurin:

Can u imagine if Thorin got to be the king of Erebor and reforged the alliance between Erebor, Dale and Mirkwood, and then Thranduil and Bard came to ‘visit’ and Thorin had to be polite and welcoming

Dis: behave!

Thorin: …

Dis: ..and smile

Thorin: pfft

*Dis elbows him in the ribs*

Thorin:

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sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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THE STRUCTURE OF REALLY GOOD NOVELS 

dukeofbookingham:

It’s just like:

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